I did not have sex with that...

The man above is "not gay". Don't let his offering a blow-job to an undercover cop persuade you otherwise.

This here has a suggestive name.

The man above looks a bit like Glenn Sacks. Nothing sinister about that. Not "like a young jack palance". It has to be said, the representatives of the nation of the Third Eye do look a lot like a young Jack Palance.

Aelf-raed. Our great king. Advised by elfs.