Tuesday 18 December 2007

Incestuous

I don't feel right posting this now, having just been attacking incest over at RI (where my least-favourie post theeKultleaser is defending it), but here it is, from football365.com:

Mediawatch's Celebrity Update
Jermain Defoe is now dating Teddy Sheringham's ex Danielle Lloyd. The Tottenham striker has dumped fiancée Charlotte Mears, a reported 'pal' of serial footballer sha**er Ms Lloyd, and thrown her out of their house. Meanwhile, Marcus Bent, another footballing ex of Ms Lloyd, is now with Gemma Atkinson having dumped the mother of his child to get together with Cristiano Ronaldo's ex last month.
It's an incestuous business this footballing lark...


Sounds like a good idea to me, sending out our strumpets to gather the genome of exotic football talents from around the world. Breeding the ideal super-footballer. And to think, they said Brian Barwick didn't know what he was doing...

Something odd going on in my area. It's not exactly Yoko Ono's peace tower, but perhaps reminiscent of the thousand points of light I seem to recale being associated with a certain speech of the Elder Bush and a castle in darkest Belgium. Which is what links it to incest, the nominal theme of this post.

Then I came across original rocketman, who tried to breed the anti-Christ.

But we're all friends here. This take me back to tKl, supporting incest and referencing padeophilia websites, all innocent, like. Bush and the Nazis. Steinem, Pottinger and Pinochet. Nice tidy little networks.

There was a film on the other night, to veer totally away from the incest theme (although I once saw a film called "The Importance of Being Earnest", the happy ending being that they all ended up fucking their cousins, which is aristos for you). It was called a Knight's Tale and had a female blacksmith in it. Not a bit of feminist revisionism, there were female blacksmiths in history. Supposedly the Romans went to try to get nails made for the crucifixion but could only get the blacksmith's wife to make them. Of course, feminists have revised that in light of the necessity of the crucifixion.

More tomorrow, I think.

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